Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im holly from the hills drunk
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
