She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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