He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Did I show you my penis last night?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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