She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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