Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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