Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Soap is not a condiment
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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