gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm at about main and main street
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
