Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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