Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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