All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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