You can't special order awesome
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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