It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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