Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
