So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
