Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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