we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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