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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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