I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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