all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Randomize
