He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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