Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this just has baby written all over it
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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