I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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