Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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