Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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