then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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