i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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