I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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