Me. At least after what I've been through.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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