respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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