Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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