Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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