I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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