they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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