i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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