Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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