Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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