in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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