Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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