Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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