My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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