no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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