How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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