It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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