I wish i was in the wii world.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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