I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Dear god my vagina.
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