he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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