Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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