I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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