i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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