Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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