Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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