Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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