Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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