So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
