marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Your cock deserves a montage
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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