bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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