idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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